Guest Book

 

I Guess it would be nice to hear what all you lovely, lovely people think of my website. So here's my "Guest Book". But it better be nice! If it's not nice I'll hunt you down like dogs and... and... and... erm... I'll hurt you! No, better yet, I'll call you a poo, then I'll hurt you! And believe me, you won't like me when I'm angry! *Grrr*

Ok. I've bored myself stupid, with the constant drivel you all seem to love.

Well, Not all of you, but most.

Ok, so maybe not most, but someone has to like it, right? I mean there must be at least one person out there, who's perhaps had too much of life and it's harsh realities, and sees my site as an escape. The light at the end of the tunnel if you will. And I shall fight! I WILL fight with every last ounce of effort left in this body, this storage cabinet for my soul, until that ONE person, has had a good old chuckle at what I like to call, "The Cave of Bullshit".

*Long pause*

Well, I certainly made a drama out of that didn't I?

Just sign the guest book, please.

Now worship me mother fuckers!!



And after you've typed your little comments, along with all those witty anecdotes you have prepared for me, This page will need refreshing. Once refreshed, There will lie your 0.5 seconds of fame. But, do you know what the irony is? You'll be the only one around to see it.

Of course there is a way to change that (This is where I work my way into getting you to advertise this site). Sure there is. All you have to do is, click on the back button at the bottom of this page, Right click on the little "The Cave of Bullshit" and click on "Save Picture". You then own your very own banner (or excuse for) for my site. All you have to do then is make a link. Don't forget to write something next to it. Just tell them my site is really good or something. Sure it's a lie, but, they can't sue you for it. It's just an opinion after all.

If you have no website... come to think of it, even if you DO have a website, you can tell all your friends about this site... please.

Have a nice day chaps,

Dunc.

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