'what's the point of the first page?' I hear you ask. there is no point... read on!
Well here it is. Where to start?
As you've probably all guessed, this site is full of bullshit. Nothing more, nothing less. What else could you people possibly ask for? Bearing in mind I can't get you free beer, sex or cigs. First off, I need a few "Random Ugly People" pictures. At the moment I only have one. And won't she be the happiest girl alive IF she, by sheer fluke, manages to find her picture here.
Brick of mystery. I don't think most of you will find this as funny as me and my friends at home did. But then again your minds may not have been subjected to as much intolerable Mo' Fro' chat as ours. I would LOVE to explain to you exactly who Mo' Fro' is, but quite honestly, if she saw this site, I'd be, as they say, up shit creek. So use your imaginations.
The epilepsy thing, well.... It's come down. It needed to really, it was totally pointless. Not even worth a bullshit site. What does that say for all of you sufferers of the condition?
Not much I suppose. It doesn't mean you're an indecent human being, just can't view some things because you're crap. Anyway, I really can't be arsed typing anymore.
To be continued... maybe.